[转]20 大名言統計——超级经典的IT言论，Dev和It Pro共同的笑话！

發現一個國外網站統計了20 大 "說法", 針對 軟體系統不Work 時的說法.

即使語言不同, 但是翻譯起來時在就是一樣的...


20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine"
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以上是原文，我觉得最经典的还不是上述20条，最经典的是作者的点评：更重要的是.. 我還講過不少個！